Books
Zane Shetler has probably been to a book club meeting.
Humor
Folk sayings from the sea.
Humor
It's all in the title, really. Cannonballs. Your screenplay needs more of them.
Health
I mean. It's what it says it is.
Heroes
Katie Liesener profiles the comedian and genius Maria Bamford.
Humor
The monstrous regiment of "Hey Ladies" returns to destroy Valentine's Day for all time.
Humor
Eve Thomas turns your morning crossword puzzle into something...very special.
Health
Sulagna Misra prognosticates on the strange and marvelous Olympics of the future.
Humor
Everything's so different after the war, in the time that's now.
Humor
A shockingly difficult quiz! Is Conrad Black more or less evil than Maleficent? Is Barbara Amiel more or less evil than Conrad?
Ancient Grains
An incomplete accounting of the things Alanis Morissette does not want to be.
Advice
An incomplete list of band names that would also be good names for your dildo, based on your very particular specifications.
Ancient Grains
It is time to admit that you do not hate being that guy. You have never hated it.
Ancient Grains
All of the most upsetting questions in one convenient location.
Ancient Grains
Is this your first time at Crime and Punishment and Bikram?