Fitz can't do the crossword without Olivia.

Whitney Reynolds, on the year she and her best friend went to prom in drag together, and what it did and didn't mean for both of them.

The Toast's weekly Friday open thread, hosted by The Bartender.

The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

Beauty advice for those who want to be left alone forever.

This week's toasty points.

There's a lot of overlap between the Bible and the movie Evil Dead II.

You: ninety-three, a whore, kneading dough with the heel of your shoe. Me: the village vicar, smelling of breast milk, black boots, double-barreled shotgun.

The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

Christy Admiraal tells tales of the dentist's office.

It actually sounds pretty nice to be trapped inside a Fellini film, if you're Fellini?

Gabrielle Union wakes up, invents wine, does whatever.

This quaint English village is too full of corpses.

Manhattan Project member and famed physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer writes a celebrity sex list.

Spencer Madsen on how to run your small book press, how not to mess it up, and how to justify having dragged yourself into this industry at all.