Alternate Gilmore Girls' Series Finales: The Many Imaginary Deaths of Christopher Hayden I. The Motorcycle Crash II. Eaten By Bear at Zoo III. Slowly Crushed By His Collection of Sweet Lids
*WITH THE IMPORTANT CAVEAT THAT THE OFFICIAL LINE RIGHT NOW IS THAT HER SHELL CORPORATION WAS CREATED SO SHE COULD PURCHASE PROPERTY PRIVATELY AND WITHOUT FANFARE, WHICH IS CERTAINLY POSSIBLE, I DON'T MEAN TO IMPLY SHE IS 100% A TAX DODGER BUT IT CERTAINLY RAISES SOME QUESTION, OKAY, BACK TO THE FAN FICTION NOW, AGAIN BEARING IN MIND THAT THIS IS JUST FOR THE SHEER DELIGHT OF LIBERTARIAN HERMIONE
"Hermione, you are honestly the most wonderful person I've ever met," said Ron weakly, "and if I'm ever rude to you again --" He broke off suddenly. "This just says DO YOUR OWN GODDAMN WORK in fourteen languages."
"You've reached Kirk Cameron. Leave me a message. God bless." "[singing] Show me that smile again (Oh, show me that smile) Don't waste another minute on your cryin' We're nowhere near the end (We're nowhere near) The best is ready to begin As long as we got each other We got the world spinnin' right in our hands Baby, you and me We gotta be The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin' As long as…
Went to the gym daily to bulk up in order to become strong and worthy of her, using "for Serena" as his concentration mantra in between reps Played Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me" on repeat during Tabata workouts to keep his focus pure Casually looked up tennis scoring names on his phone just before starting conversation with her, clenching his fist and muttering to himself, "It's love, fifteen, thirty, forty, game, you can do this,…
They'll be Friends forever, even if Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry didn't make the guest list for Jennifer Aniston's wedding to Justin Theroux. "I think they're a great couple. I think she's happy. And that's all I care about is that Jen's happy," LeBlanc, 48, told PEOPLE on Monday at a Television Critics Association press event in Los Angeles. "If she wanted me there, I would have been there." Perry, 45, also wished the…
INT. DAY. It is early morning — the sun is coming in through the window. CHANNING TATUM is asleep in bed, one foot hanging over the edge. He is wearing oversized blue footie pajamas — NOT a Snuggie; old-fashioned footie pajamas with the buttons in the back — and snoring gently. MARK RUFFALO climbs in through the window. MARK RUFFALO: Channing. Channing. [No response. He nudges CHANNING gently.] Hey, Channing. [He nudges CHANNING less gently this…
I KNOW YOU WROTE IT. Don't lie to me. Don't you dare look at me and try to tell me you never wrote any. Tell me about it. Make a burner account if you have to, but I want to know. At the Vancouver meetup last night one of our Toasties was too BASHFUL to tell me what they'd written as a teen, so I had to get things started by confessing first.
He stands with his back to the room, gazing out a window glazed with rain, a snifter of fine Scotch gripped tightly in his left hand. I notice the whiteness of his knuckles, the hair curling over them in still-black rococo swirls. He is still angry. He doesn’t know I’m watching him. That fact makes something unfurl warmly in my abdomen--a rush of heat, like a heating pad that warms you from the inside, said…
1 It is the summer before seventh grade and that show is on every weekday afternoon at 4:00 p.m. and 4:30 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. You know that show. The one with the sensitive alien dude who was born in an egg and the girl with the rainbow hair who you wish you could be even though her best friend is invisible and she’s kind of crazy, but it’s a cute kind of crazy, and…
It was another lonely night on the tour bus for Aubrey—known to almost everyone in the world as the Grammy-winning, platinum recording artist, Drake—but still Aubrey to his mom back home in Toronto.
Feeling listless, he opened up the book he’d been reading during this leg of his tour, The Ten Year Nap, by Meg Wolitzer. It was hard for Drake to shop for books these days. He’s so
The hills across the valley of the Ebro were long and white. On this side there was no shade and no trees and the station was between two lines of rails in the sun. Close against the side of the station there was the warm shadow of the building and a curtain, made of strings of bamboo beads, hung across the open door into the bar, to keep out flies. The American and the girl,…
For Ted, it was a predictable morning at the local fair trade coffee shop. Co-eds filled the place, desperate for their caffeine fix, using high voices to order Starbucks sizes that weren’t even applicable there. Ted shook his head as yet another pierced the air with her dismay, “So, nothing is pumpkin?” It was this way at the start of every school year. He weathered the storm of irritations with his characteristic fortitude, eyes trained…
"Cocaine users often describe the euphoric feeling as an increased sense of energy and alertness, an extremely elevated mood, and/or a feeling of supremacy. Other effects include irritability, paranoia, restlessness, and anxiety. Cocaine use is often characterized by dilated pupils, unusually high levels of energy and activity, and excited, exuberant speech. This can lead to a full-blown psychosis, in which the individual loses touch with reality and experiences auditory hallucinations. With increasing dosages or frequency…
