Humor I’m Sick And Tired Of All These Hip Young Adults Bringing Their Aging Parents To My Favorite Bars
There's a new trend going on -- hip young adults taking their enfeebled parents to bars -- and I'm sick of it.
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Advice CRTC-Approved Canadian Pornography Scenarios
Nicole Cliffe has gained access to a list of government-approved plotlines for Canadian pornography.
Heroes American Hero Proves White Men Have No Sense Of Humor
Maya Peterson, American hero and teaser of white men.
Humor After Twenty Years of Masquerading as a Family of Orthodox Amish, It’s Time We Rob this Place Blind
Our decades of masquerading as a devout Amish family are over. It's time to rob the joint.
Books The Wikipedia Entry for Guam, Retold as a YA Novel
Well, it's pretty much there in the title, isn't it?
Fan Fiction “No New Friends”: The Drake and Meg Wolitzer Fanfic
Lana Schwartz imagines the relationship sparked by Drake's usage of Meg Wolitzer's phrase: "no new friends."
Humor America’s Funniest Unforgivably Hurtful Home Videos
Jamie Maurer's diseased mind envisions the winners of "America's Funniest Unforgivably Hurtful Home Videos."
Beauty Excerpts From the Victoria’s Secret Employee Handbook
In which all your suspicions about Victoria's Secret stores are proven to be true.
Animals German Rocket Cats: A Meditation
Zak Smith on the notion of German rocket cats: their historical significance, and their use in today's society.
Humor A Few of Fraulein Maria’s Favorite Things, As Ranked by Louisa Von Trapp
In which Louisa Von Trapp examines Maria's so-called favorite things, and finds them wanting.
Health New Strain of “Super OCD” Sweeping the Nation
More and more people are being impacted by a new condition known as being "Super OCD."
Humor I Don’t Have A Racist Bone In My Body
Sarah Jeong doesn't have even one racist bone in her body.
Advice How To Talk To Babies About Gender Theory
Yelling at babies about gender theory.
Humor Every English Novel Ever
The chapter list for every English novel ever, pretty much.
Humor A Day In The Life of Seth MacFarlane, Human Male (Definitely Not A Swarm of Hyper-Alert Bees and A Metal Jaw)
Seth MacFarlane is a human male and cares nothing for the Wasp Queen.
