Books Ender’s Game
Ender's Game, probably.
probably
Books 
Books John Cheever’s “The Swimmer,” Fifty Years Later
Hi, it's me, the swimming man, I'm here for your wet backyard square.
Television Classic TV Shows Described By Someone Who Has Never Seen Them
It's probably close.
Movies Seven Brides For Seven Brothers
I have learned from this book of the past that women are kidnappable
Movies The Music Man
The Music Man, probably.
Books Mansfield Park
Mansfield Park, basically.
Movies Classic Films, Summarized By Someone Who Has Never Seen Them
Classic films, probably.
Movies Scenes I Imagine Feature Prominently In Risky Business, A Movie I Have Never Seen
I have never seen "Risky Business." Here's what happens in it.
