Beauty Chris Hemsworth, Sexiest Man Alive
One cannot live while the other reigns: there is only ever one Sexiest Man Alive.
2014
Beauty 
Humor Presumed Origins of American Bar and Bat Mitzvah Traditions
"The Montage" and other Bar and Bat Mitzvah party traditions explained for a general audience.
The Butter This Week, Briefly…
Some abbreviated thoughts on this week's cultural conversations.
Misandry 1930s Films That Could Easily Double As Titles For Misandrist Manifestos
Dumb Dicks
The League of Frightened Men
Forty Naughty Girls
Follow The Lady
The Warrior's Husband
Girls Will Be Boys
Men Are Such Fools
Bringing Up Father
Kept Husband
To Oblige A Lady
A Woman Alone
What, No Men!
Top Five Reasons to Buy the Good Web Bundle
Because you love The Toast as much as we love you.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Beauty Long, Repetitive YouTube Videos: A Compilation
John Wenz finds some of the longest, most repetitive YouTube videos in existence, all for you.
The Butter Emails Where Shit Got Real
Michelle Dean
science Gal Science: Tools, and the Scientists Who Love Them
Anne Walker presents a Gal Science guide to the tools you may have seen used in movie and TV depictions of wet labs.
Food What 100 Calories Really Looks Like
Some visual examples of what 100 calories' worth of food looks like.
Fitness Feel the Burn: Working Out in Your Third Trimester
In which Nicole comes to the end of working out, at 35 weeks.
Family Porkistan
Syed Ali Haider reflects on family, faith, and identity.
Beauty “Bury Our Friends”: On Sleater-Kinney
Lindsay King-Miller on what Sleater-Kinney means to her.
Advice Clopen Relationships: Love Advice from a Polyamorous Monogamist
Yana Tallon-Hicks on why being polyamorous is not the be-all and end-all of human evolution, and also how not to mess it, or monogamy, up.
The Butter Art or Humanity: Thoughts on Bill Cosby
On Bill Cosby and the allegations he is facing
