Heroes Madeline Kahn Monday: “Your father and I make love when our busy schedule permits it”
A scene from 1980's "First Family."
Mallory Ortberg
Heroes 
Advice I Am Dear Prudence Now Also In Addition To The Toast
This is very exciting news, and also nothing will change for you!
Music Brianna Lea Pruett – “New Life”
Some music!
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: Buying An Engagement Ring
Sir, I am chastened and bowed. Ever the man of affairs, sir has reminded us all, all of our duty. (You'll humor a dying man.)
Books Buy “Texts From Jane Eyre” In The UK, If You Are In The UK, But Not Otherwise
SUCK IT, GUY FAWKES.
Advice Allow This To Direct Your Response To The World Today
There was a little Spanish flea!
Religion The Convert Series: Laurence Dumortier
Laurence D on converting to Judaism.
Humor Every Comment On Every Article About Bras Ever
Did you know that you're wearing the wrong bra size?
Writing Sexual Overtures From An Alien Unfamiliar With The Human Body
*Zapp Brannigan voice* Erotic!
Art “Remember You’re Not Dead Yet”: Reverse Memento Mori In Western Art
"Memento mori" is stupid advice, ART. "Remember you will die"? How about remember YOU'RE already dead, and also shut up?
Humor Desserts I Have Been Horrified By On “The Great British Bake-Off”
NONE OF THIS IS FOOD.
Advice How To Apologize
My bad!
Humor Baby Jacques Derrida
Jacques Derrida: philosopher, post-structuralist, baby.
Advice “I Bet Anil Asked For More Money”: Watch Mallory Ortberg On Starting The Toast
*dinosaur from the Flintstone's voice* It's a living!
Books Children’s Stories Made Horrific: Curious George
This is George.
He lived in the forest.
He was very happy.
But he had one fault. He was too curious.
Now he is not happy. Now he has many faults.
What is your fault?
What will make you unhappy?
