Beauty Chris Hemsworth, Sexiest Man Alive
One cannot live while the other reigns: there is only ever one Sexiest Man Alive.
Mallory Ortberg
Beauty 
Misandry 1930s Films That Could Easily Double As Titles For Misandrist Manifestos
Dumb Dicks
The League of Frightened Men
Forty Naughty Girls
Follow The Lady
The Warrior's Husband
Girls Will Be Boys
Men Are Such Fools
Bringing Up Father
Kept Husband
To Oblige A Lady
A Woman Alone
What, No Men!
Food What 100 Calories Really Looks Like
Some visual examples of what 100 calories' worth of food looks like.
The Internet The Longest Documentaries About Atlantis On YouTube
Hours and hours, guys. HOURS.
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Philistines” Has Been Replaced With “Haters”
Bible verses with haters in them.
Books Dirtbag Shakespeare: The Tempest
The Tempest, with dirtbags.
Meta Toast Points For The Week Of November 14th
This week's Toast Points.
The Internet Forever Fest: Women On The Internet
Go to Forever Fest this weekend, if you're in the area, and you want to.
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Praying” Has Been Replaced With “Truckin’”
Exactly what it says on the tin, guys.
Religion Video Games Set During The Protestant Wars Of Reformation That I Wish Existed
The world needs more first-person shooters with a playable John Hus.
Religion Dirtbag Aphrodite
Aphrodite: Goddess. Muse. Dirtbag.
Tech I Love It When Everyone Gets Excited About Comets
There's nothing more exciting than when someone destroys their SEO by putting "holy shit" in a headline.
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Celebrating the finest moments of Milhouse Van Houten.
Beauty So You’ve Finally Started Wearing The Right Bra Size
At last -- you're wearing the right bra size.
Movies Please Watch “Interesting Ball”
Don't let "Too Many Cooks" drown out "Interesting Ball."
