Advice Dear Businesslady: Flexibility and Not Being Friends
The Toast's job advice columnist advises a writer whose boss Does Not Get It, and another attempting to resist friendly overtures from an annoying coworker.
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Advice Signs You’re About To Write A Dear Prudence Letter
"My husband is wonderful, but..."
Advice Aunt Acid and Businesslady: On Religion in the Workplace
The Toast's Advice Dream Team, Aunt Acid and Businesslady, join forces to advise a reader whose coworker won't stop quizzing her about her religion.
Advice A Style Guide For The Dystopia
A set of standards for general use in the blasted hellscape that was once Earth.
Advice Important Sources Of Protein For Introverts
Close friendships with just a few people
An avocado sliced in thoughtful silence
No birthday party, just a couple of friends over for an intimate dinner of chickpeas and listening
An INTJ salmon
Advice Madame Clairevoyant: September Horoscopes
New horoscopes from Madame Clairevoyant.
Advice Signs The Vaguely-Named Building In Your Local Strip Mall Is Actually A Church And Not A Coffeeshop-slash-Art Space
Secret church names: know them and be forewarned.
Advice Reasons Your Flight Has Suddenly Been Delayed For Forty-Five Minutes Despite Perfect Weather
The computers aren't down and the plane wasn't scheduled for maintenance. You're a fool.
Advice How to Grow Out Short Hair Gracefully
We know. It's just the worst.
Advice Dear Businesslady: How Do I Do Right By My Coworker?
The Toast's job advice columnist on how best to help an alcoholic coworker and manage/mentor a young employee.
Advice Aunt Acid: Advice for Dealing with People You Can’t Stand
Aunt Acid, The Toast's advice columnist, counsels readers on how to deal with impossible people.
Advice Ask Bear: Be Glad in Love
Bear offers advice to a reader trying to decide between two lovers in the latest 'Ask Bear' column for The Butter.
Advice Can We Guess What You Would Have Died Of In The Early Modern Period Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
It's probably childbirth.
Advice Ask Bear: How Do I Learn About Happiness?
Bear, The Butter's advice columnist, counsels a reader wondering how to leave unhappiness behind and find joy in life.
Advice Madame Clairevoyant: August Horoscopes
New horoscopes from Madame Clairevoyant.
