Poetry “God-night, Rune”: An Old English Translation
Cassandra Rasmussen re-translates "Goodnight Moon" from the original Old English.
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Humor Poems That Sound Like Reputable Contemporary Poems But Are Bad
Rachel Stone presents some poems that could be good, but are not.
Advice “The Spinster’s Almanac”: Poetic Advice for Depression
The Toast's poetic advice column takes on the thorny problem of deep depression.
Poetry The Greatest Poems In The Works Of P.G. Wodehouse
The only good poems are the made-up ones found in the works of P.G. Wodehouse.
Advice “The Spinster’s Almanac”: Poetic Advice for Loneliness
In which Marika Prokosh finds poetic advice for our readers.
LGBT If Lesbian Porn Were Accurate, In Haiku
The further adventures of Anna Pulley's lesbian haiku series.
Poetry The Cat in the Hwæt: An Old English Seuss Translation
A student of Old English imagines the Beowulfian version of "The Cat In The Hat" that could have been.
Advice “The Spinster’s Almanac”: Poetic Advice for a Terrible Summer
Our poetry advice column on what to read in order to process a particularly awful summer full of racist violence.
Poetry “Taking a Mermaid to Church”: A Poem
A poem by Sarah Fletcher.
Feminism Mina Loy: The Forgotten Modernist
Max Cooper on the life and work of Mina Loy, an often-overlooked contemporary of Gertrude Stein and Djuna Barnes.
LGBT All Craigslist Women Seeking Women Ads, in Haiku
The second in a series of delightful lesbian-themed haiku from Anna Pulley.
Poetry “Plastic Sonnet 32″: A Poem
A poem by Caroline Crew.
Advice Introducing “The Spinster’s Almanac”: Advice From Poetry
A new advice column, in which the wisdom dispensed is derived from glorious works of poetry.
Poetry Plagiarizing the Dead: On Poetry and Friendship
Suzannah Showler, on how her dead friend's words have found their way into her poetry, and how to be a writer is always to be plagiarizing.
Poetry Slavoj Žižek Gets His Hair Cut
Mallory's first poem on The Toast is about Slavoj Žižek's hair.
