Oh, the stages. So many stages.

The sad, sad girls of indie rock, ranked.

Ashley Cardiff on sleepovers, accidental porn, and that jerk Sarah G.

An apology, and an answer to the question "why does everything hurt."

Bewildered-looking baby, I have wished you something None of the hangers-on would: Not the usual stuff About being majestic, Or running off a spring Of dignity and poise - The Queen and Philip wish you that, And should it prove possible, Well, you're a dutiful boy.

Reading with Nicole in rural Canadian mode.

What to read and watch once you're finished with "Orange Is The New Black."

Breaking News: the changeling on CNN's copyediting desk has drawn the circle and begun the incantation.

Women cycling, women sweating, women getting outside.

On icicles, sickles, Popsicles, pupsicles and more.

A day in the life of Louis C.K.'s ex-wife.

Saluting the many women of Star Trek.

Rachel Kramer Bussel on E.L. James and Facebook messages.

John Thompson on liars, fabulists, and the element of tragedy.

Today's Cocktail Hour courtesy of reader Jenna, who referred us to the Toast Marketing Board.