Animals Yet More Dogs I Would Like To Own In Art, Even Though They Are Probably Dead Now
I am in needfulness of these scrommagers at the oncelest!
Western Art History
Animals 
Art Perseus Rescuing Andromeda, In Order Of Rescuing
*extremely Andromeda voice* my clit sash
Art Women Inexplicably Aroused By Waves in Art
I guess this was a thing, I guess!
Art Dogs I Would Like To Own In Art, Even Though They Are Probably Dead Now
Excuse me, hello, art? I will be requiring the permanent ownering of these dogs posthastely.
Art Women Dancing Miserably In Western Art
The dance: a universal source of misery.
Art Don’t Stand So Close To Me: People Ignoring Personal Boundaries In Western Art History
You're all SO CLOSE to being normal!
Art Comfortable Children In Western Art History
Look at how comfortable and relaxed and simply dressed they are, in the past, where they're happy to be.
Art Women Trying To Say “No” Politely In Western Art History
Ahahahaha, it's so great, though, what you're doing!
Art Miserable Tambourine Players In Western Art History
The hand-drum of suffering.
Art Men Wearing A Military Helmet And Nothing Else In Western Art History
Everyone knows war is for full nudity and a fancy hat. Maybe sandals. But that's it.
Art King Solomon Getting Peer Pressured By His Babely Wives
"Why can't we have an Asherah pole? All the OTHER Canaanite nations have an Asherah pole."
Art The Penitence Of Mary Magdalene, In Order Of Penitence
Sometimes torn apart by remorse! Sometimes just sleepy.
Art Diana, Roman Goddess Of The Hunt, You’re Never Going To Find A Boyfriend This Way
Roman goddess of the hunt and also of not getting married is never going to find a boyfriend this way!!
Art Men Starting Unnecessary Conversations In Western Art History
LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT THIS NOW.
Art Women Dropping Polite Hints In Western Art History
Sometimes a hint is wasted on the listener.
