Movies
Let me present one of my favorite Christmas Traditions, the annual viewing of "The Great Toy Robbery."
Family
"Miss waking up on Christmas Day and launching yourself into the sea, shrieking with your sisters and brother, the sun hot on your shoulders."
Religion
Something for every twenty-five days.
Family
In which the author finds the perfect(ly hideous) Christmas gift for her sister.
Meta
The Toast's Christmas open thread. We'll be here for your holiday grievances.
Art
Not all nogs achieve egg's status.
Personal Stories
Liz Labacz shares the story of how her artistic vision was decimated by the Macarena.
Fan Fiction
Lyette Mercier brings a little Edward Gorey and a lot of "Elf on the Shelf" distaste to your Christmas.
Movies
Emily Stephens presents some options for less canonical Christmas movies that will still go beautifully with your egg nog.
Advice
Emily Niland plumbs the depths of a store that rhymes with "Bourbon Shoutshitters" in search of novelty gifts.
Dads
Dad Magazine would like to wish you a merry Christmas.
Family
Heather Seggel tells us a very funny sad Christmas story, which involves flea bites on top of hives.