Beauty The Least Sassy Girl in America, Pt. I
Karen Corday on her relentless and awkward quest to be recognized by "Sassy" Magazine.
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Dreams Leaked Celebrity Photos I Would Totally Look At
I try to avoid the nudes, but there are some celebrity leaks I can't resist peeking at.
Dreams Let’s Talk About Our Worst Dreams
I have a lot of nightmares so you guys have to talk about them with me.
Beauty Joan: On Our Inscrutable Hero
Laura Turner on Joan Didion, and the ocean behind the sunglasses.
Dreams Casting The New Adventures of Galaxy Quest TV Series That Does Not Exist
Dream-casting the TV version of Galaxy Quest.
Dreams Corporations Taking Gentrification on the Road
Corporations looking at new and exciting opportunities for gentrification.
Dreams Things Everyone Else Is Better At Than You
A list of areas in which literally everyone else is better than you.
Family At the Gynecologist’s Office
Virgie Townsend, on overhearing tragedy and having hope at the gynecologist's office.
Dreams Maintaining the Body You’ve Always Wanted
Maintaining the body you've always wanted isn't easy. There's going to be some loss of skin elasticity.
Advice How Not to Get With That One Vegetarian Chick in Your CrossFit Class
It won't work, you know. Focus on the Crossfit instead.
Dreams Again, From the Top: On Learning to Act
A look at what the experience of learning to act in a class environment can be like.
Dreams Scenes From My Imaginary Friendship With Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson would be a really good best friend, Liz Watson just knows it.
Movies Casting The Live-Action Proud Family Movie For Which The People Clamor
The people demand a live-action Proud Family movie, and I will cast it for them.
Dreams My List of Demands
Mallory's list of demands.
Family Claudia’s Dress: About My Mother
Mary J. Breen, on her mother's favourite dress, and the life it tells us about.
