Heroes
If you do not know who Paul Gross is, or do not wish to celebrate him, go away. We are not catering to your ignorance.
Heroes
Humans of New York interviews perfect teenage dirtbags.
Heroes
Dirtbag teen runs away from home in most dirtbaggy way imaginable.
Heroes
There's a teenaged girl living in Mongolia who hunts with eagles, and you are garbage compared to her.
Heroes
Katharine Hepburn, aviatrix and autodidact abortionist.
Heroes
Zapp Brannigan doesn't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law. He just enforces it.
Beauty
Rosa Lyster is The Toast's favourite young poet to publish, and here are three of her poems.
Heroes
Helen Craig gives us a long, detailed, touching, and funny portrait of the towering genius of Marie Curie.
Books
Spencer Madsen on how to run your small book press, how not to mess it up, and how to justify having dragged yourself into this industry at all.
Heroes
Columbo is the greatest detective in the world, and it is a travesty that there are 9000 Sherlock reboots and none for him.
Heroes
Genna Rivieccio on Audrey Horne of "Twin Peaks" fame, and why she is perfect.
Politics
Caitlin Keefe Moran, on what it's like to spend your Saturday mornings being called a Nazi by abortion protestors.
Beauty
Shafiqah Hudson explores one of the most important issues of our age: the clothes that Hot Harrison wears on Scandal.
Heroes
Want to hang out with a bunch of lady nerds? Live in NYC? No plans for next Wednesday night? Have we got plans for YOU.
Heroes
Michael Price reveals the truth: aliens have been listening to your head-singing, and you are a famous celebrity in their galaxy now.