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Books The Illegitimacy of Aragorn’s Claim to the Throne
The Toast's Middle-earth correspondent courts controversy as he explains why Aragorn's claim to the throne of Gondor was shaky at best.
Beauty The Most Metal Deaths in Middle-earth, Ranked
Like Mary Poppins, this piece is practically perfect in every way.
Beauty How I Defeated the Tolkien Estate
The story of how one brave soul defended his right to translate the Red Book of Westmarch in court against the powers of the Tolkien estate.
Feminism What Became of The Entwives: Political Lesbianism
Political lesbianism took the entwives away.
Feminism How Tolkien Characters Would Introduce Themselves in a Matriarchal Society
A more progressive, womyn-oriented way for Tolkien characters to announce their lineage.
Books The Hobbit, Improved
I fixed The Hobbit by taking out the trolls and dragons and focusing on tea-time and going to bed early.
Friendship The Fellowship of The Fellowship of the Ring
Nora Thurkle remembers the girls she obsessed over "The Fellowship of the Ring" with, in sticky movie theaters and basements, and with great love.
Movies A Few Thoughts on The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Nicole shares her (spoiler-y) impressions of the second installment of "The Hobbit."
