Posts tagged “anna pulley”

  1. Anna Pulley's previous haiku for The Toast can be found here.

     

    Tegan and Sara’s

    jawlines once saved a kitten

    from a burning house.

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    Tegan and Sara’s

    jawlines proved Pythagoras’

    theorem factual.

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    Their faces inspired

    the movie Jaws five years

    before they were born.

    *

    A rock brushed against

    Tegan’s jawline and was turned

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  2. Anna Pulley’s previous work for The Toast can be found here. 

    Fifty Shades of Spay

    Our heroine finds

    herself enslaved by the CUTEST

    tripod tabby.

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    Fifty Shades of Stay

    Surprise! That “contract”

    you signed was for a time-share

    in Provincetown!

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    Fifty Shades of Gay

    A bisexual

    is born and no one questions

    her identity.

    *

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  3. Girl has sexual

    awakening with teacher/

    roommate/friend. Dies.

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    Girl has horrible,

    traumatic past, present, and

    future. Then she dies.

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    Girl has sexual

    awakening with drug addict.

    Drug addict dies.

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    Girl has sexual

    awakening. Kills her

    mother/lover for “funsies.”

    *

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  4. Petite Red Head and Caliente Latina Roommates Surprise the Pizza Delivery Man

    With a lecture on

    how his employer should

    compost pizza boxes.

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    Two Blondes Engage in Some Much-Sought-After Pussy Play

    Susan and Chris knew

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  5. Where are all the real people?????

    Open-minded,

    non-judgmental girls only please!!!

    No bisexuals.

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    Why is a good friend so hard to find??

    We must free the

    libido from orgasmic

    tyranny! Namaste!

    *

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  6. Picture foreplay that
    lasts longer than a few minutes.
    Now, add crying.

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