Previous installments of Jaya Catches Up can be found here.
This book was everywhere in my elementary school classrooms, and I think the reason I didn’t read it is that I knew I would never say the title correctly. If someone asked me what I was reading I would have announced “The Messed Up Files of Mrs. Franken E. Hossenfeffer” or some
I’m a gamer. I’m really into games. I’m hardcore into tag. I’m just saying that if a woman wants to play Heads Up Seven Up, she needs to understand Heads Up Seven Up culture. What are you, some kind of fake Tiddlywinks girl? Get out of this forum. I got into Pick-Up Sticks because women didn’t want to talk to me, and now they’re just pretending to be into it because it’s cool? I hate…
Previous installments of Jaya Catches Up can be found here.
There’s a certain wispiness to stories that exist entirely as metaphors. You can sense when you begin that the people don’t feel round, and you could knock over the scenery with a slight push. Everything has been built to serve you, and you’ll never find the sensation of stumbling on an existing world that so many stories provide. This is not a bad…
As we wracked our brains to create a week’s worth of content for you lovely readers, we came up with a number of ideas that just didn’t make the cut. Here are just a few rejects, listed so you can know what you may have missed.
“All British Literature is Garbage” in which Matt trolls everyone based on one class he took in high school. MRA Mondays Horses Are Just Impossible and Are Not Real…
Hey kids! So Jaya and I went through this week's comments and pulled out some of our FAVES and I drew them because WHY THE HELL NOT and also WE LOVE YOU.
Just like everything else in life, this is highly subjective.
These are all actual things that have been said to Jaya, in what she presumes are attempts to compliment her appearance or hit on her. This is how she wishes she had responded.