Ghosts The Lizzie Borden B&B FAQ
Nicole Cliffe has a lot of questions for the proprietors of the Lizzie Borden bed and breakfast.
2014
Ghosts 
The Internet I Tried To Be A YouTube Star And All I Got Were These Horrifically Embarrassing Videos
Nicole Dieker, on the embarrassing videos that are the only remnant of her attempts to be an early YouTube star.
Movies Selections from the Stay Puft Marshmallows Corporate Twitter
We apologize for last night's tweet. We had not yet heard about the incident in New York. Our thoughts & prayers are with everyone affected. - Stay Puft
Friendship Your Culture Is Stupid And I Hate It: Transcontinental Yelling With Jo (An Englishwoman) and Mallory (An American)
Transcontinental Yelling: Your culture is stupid and it sucks.
Art Dirtbag Romeo and Juliet
Dirtbag Romeo and Juliet.
Movies A Studio Executive’s Character Notes For 300: Rise of an Empire
Character notes I assume studio executives wrote for 300: Rise of an Empire.
Television “Becoming a Man,” Kids in the Hall
The latest installment of The Toast's cherished "Kids in the Hall" Monday.
LGBT “I Am What I Am”: My Life as a Trans Woman
Violet Fenn, on her multiyear journey towards living openly as a trans woman, and how it saved her life.
Books FINALLY, We Shall Now Discuss My Life in Middlemarch
The Toast's first formal discussion of "My Life in Middlemarch," Rebecca Mead's phenomenal book about...Middlemarch, and her life in it.
Meta Let Me Tell You About My Trip to NYC
In which Nicole talks about the best trip to NYC that any human has ever had.
Health Stone Lions and Throwing Salt: My Superstitious Pregnancy
Jessica Allen, on how her lifelong tendency towards superstition has become a thousand times worse now that she has a pregnancy to obsess over.
Meta Cocktail Hour: Open Thread
The Toast's weekly Friday open thread, hosted by The Bartender.
LGBT Femslash Friday: Carmen Sandiego and Miss Scarlet
Carmen Sandiego and Miss Scarlet deserve a chance.
Meta Toast Points
Toast Points!
Humor What Leonard Cohen Says When He Wakes Up
Kevin Sharp imagines the early-morning sayings of Leonard Cohen.
