Music Kristen Stewart’s Performance in Jenny Lewis’ “Just One Of The Guys,” Annotated
Kristen Stewart is a gift.
2014
Music 
Advice 7 Essential Modernist Literary Life Hacks
Let the modernist sensibility teach you how to #lifehack.
Advice How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory
When is the right time to introduce Marxist theory and capitalist criticism to your infant?
News Things The Police Have Been Doing Lately
What are the police up to? Oh, dear.
Animals The Ocean Is Full of Worms and Gonads and Monsters
Lynne Elkins informs us that the ocean is less filled with beautiful dolphins and more filled with worms, really.
Poetry Slavoj Žižek Gets His Hair Cut
Mallory's first poem on The Toast is about Slavoj Žižek's hair.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Books Writing About Men With Zora Neale Hurston
On Zora Neale Hurston, Jane Eyre, and women writing about men.
Books “I Want to Talk About the Dresses”: C.S. Lewis’ That Hideous Strength
Felix Kent delves into C.S. Lewis' sci-fi novel "That Hideous Strength."
Books Scarlett Johansson Sues France’s Most Heartbreakingly Misguided Man
Scarlett Johansson doesn't love you, you poor French man.
Magic Young Henry VIII Was One Benedict Cumberbatch-Looking Son Of A Bitch
Young Henry VIII, you cut that out. Stop looking like Benedict Cumberbatch.
The Internet The Rise Of The Sad Girl
Sydney Gore on the Internet's Sad Girl.
Advice She Said, She Said: Advice on Roommates and Trust
Nicole and Mallory attempt vainly to provide advice to their readers.
Advice The Best Lines From The Summer 2014 Issue Of The New Pioneer
Mallory's favorite lines from the summer issue of "The New Pioneer," her new favorite magazine.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
