Have you always longed for the ability to wrap your torso in evidence of Ronbledore, but lacked both the courage of your convictions and the necessary textiles? Long no more, friends. Here is help at last. Bust out your purchasin’ fingers and hie thee hence to Teespring and order yourself a passel of Ronbledore’s Army T-shirts.
“Will half of the profits go to the original artists Kendra Wells and Matt Lubchansky?” you ask.
But of course! Now go and buy that passel with a clear conscience and a light heart.
“When was the last time you got into an argument in a bar with somebody over the shirt you were wearing? I feel like this shirt puts you closer to that goal. Maybe not a hitting fight, but like a spirited debate with swearies. I don’t know what kind of place you hang out in.”
“You know if you told me at 20 that I would be 41 years old and doing extended fanfic jokes on tee shirts for a misandrist website, I probably would have told you ‘exactly.’”
“What do you think Matt and Jaya are doing right now? I bet they’re at work. Man, real work just sucks.”
Stop at nothing to get yours. You have until May 19th.
Tags: dirtbag hamlet, kendra wells, matt lubchansky, meta, ronbledore, t-shirts, teespring, the toast team
I AM SO HAPPY.
Real question tho: any Toasties with well-endowed chesticles order the lady-shaped shirts last time? Trying to figure out how accurate the size chart is.
yes, do I need an L or an XL? I ordered the hoodie last time and the XL was baggy and long, which is how I like them, but I prefer my tshirts a little slimmer fitting.
There are also lady slim fits which are form-fitting. Don’t forget.
There seem to only be Hanes Nano in this batch, not the slim fits.
Those are a slimmer fit than a normal tee but you’re right, they are not the super slim fit ones we did the last time.
I ordered an xl, and if it doesn’t fit I’ll sell it on paypal and tell the uk toasties on an open thread.
The majority of Amazon reviews of the Hanes women’s nano shirts suggests the shirts run on the smaller side, so I think if you’re debating an L or an XL, the XL was the way to go.
I erred on the larger side, too. I just know that if it’s too skintight I won’t ever wear it and obviously I intend to wear these until they literally disintegrate.
I am at work and it sucks!
(Buy my husband-elect’s t-shirts) (And Kendra’s too she rules)
Husband-elect. YES.
Also I was feeling a little extravagant for buying both a Ronbledore AND a Hamlet shirt but now I realize it’s because I obviously needed to support Matt AND Kendra equally.
Paypal is being an absolute dick to me so I shall have to wait and order my RONBLEDORE tshirt later.
IRRITATING.
I do not own t-shirts with things on them, but I might make an exception, here.
I just ordered a Ronbledore t-shirt! Now I’ll be standing up for truth and freedom. The Man can’t keep us down. We know what’s really going on.
Anyone have any good rationalizations for buying one or more of these shirts while broke? I’m pretty awesome at justifying doing things I want that are bad for me (mostly involving eating vast quantities of cheese), so I can probably get there myself, but any help would be appreciated.
You’ll be advertising The Toast, meaning they’ll ahve more visitors and make more money, meaning they’ll be able to pay more people for content, including yourself should you submit, and then you’ll make back the cost of two tshirts.
Also it might be that you can’t decide whether you want to support the artistic efforts of only Matt or only Kendra, so you have to buy two shirts to support them equally.
You will have something amazingly fashionable to wear while eating vast quantities of cheese.
I’m Ron.
I a bit leery of white t-shirts due to how thin/transparent they can be – does anyone know if these tees have that problem? (especially the women’s fit.)
I was just going to say… Can we get them in a different color next time? Because I own, like, three white shirts and feel self-conscious in all of them.
The style of the prints demanded we do white this time because otherwise all the figures would look possessed with colored irises. I hear your pleas for color and will adjust accordingly in the future.
Ah, yeah, I see the issue therein. Thanks!
As long as we’re nitpicking the excellent designs on offer (and nitpicking excellence is truly what I was born for), I’ll throw this out there: knowing that I never wear printed t-shirts, I can’t bring myself to buy one. (Really never: The Fella’s boss even had one printed up ‘specially for me based on a parody I wrote, and it’s sitting in my closet six years later, never worn.)
But if you offered a Toast tote bag or even a sew-on patch, I would slap down my money so hard it would sting us both a little.
seconded request for a Toast tote, patch, or bandanna. It’d be hella cool to flag with Toast bandannas
the guy in this link looks like a jerk, but i guess there’s places that do this http://www.spreadshirt.com/custom-bandanas-C3760
flag with Toast bandannas
SWOON
toast tote! I would tote-ally buy one of those. (…sorry.)
co-signing on a Toast tote. Toasty tote!
TOTE. TOTE. TOTE. TOTE. TOTE. TOTE. TOTE.
Tote.
Yes! All of this.
Tote-ally on board for a tote!!!! Go totes!!!!
I just realized that if I had a Take To The Sea patch, I could put it on that spot where my jeans always wear thin, and whenever anyone said “What’s that site you always talk about?,” I could JAM MY BEHIND TOWARD THEIR FACES and holler “THE TOOOOOOOAST!”
Nick, make my dreams come true.
These are high quality shirts that are NOT thin. I hate thin white tshirts too.
awesome! thanks 🙂
Everyone go order the Texting Hamlet one because that’s the one I neeeeeeed and only two of us have ordered and if we don’t make it to 100 orders I will just give up on everything and go smoke a million cigarettes in the ravine all day.
Exactly one of you is a Dirtbag Hero.
SECONDEDDDDD
While I am happy to buy a white shirt THIS TIME FOR THE TOAST I am an unrepentant goth and would like future designs to be available in a variety of colours – by which I mean purple and black.
I appreciate it is more difficult to get some of your designs onto darker coloured garments, but I would like to give you my feedback on this important issue.
I want to do like a really nice black hoodie but they are so EXPENSIVE. Somebody contact me if you know of a good company that does them at a reasonable price.
I like the toast hoodie I already posess and think it was actually quite a good price because it’s brushed cotton inside and really thick?
I liked those too. I kind of want one with a stitched Toast emblem though? I’m a dreamer, I know. But one day…
I want you to keep dreaming, because these are good dreams!
OOOH STITCHED
WHile we are dreaming and offering our opinions, I would also like toast graphic t’s with the graphic on the front thanks
Ronbledore is everything and I am so happy right now.
Every time God closes a Ronbledore, he opens a Ronblewindow.
Next t-shirt slogan right there.
That is the t-shirt I want most of all.
Oh my GOD, Nick, you are a delight, please never leave us
Any chance of cardigan compatible versions? I’m not even a librarian, but art on the back means it would pretty much never see the light of day.
Let’s be clear here. You are joining a Ronbledore ARMY. Troops don’t get to pick their uniforms. They are issued them. At the time of the revolution, you will peel off that cardigan, reveal your true nature and geld the deniers. We are everywhere. We are legion.
Or you could wear it backwards
There is nothing in the universe I long for more than a Ronbledore tshirt. I have already informed my friends that this tshirt is how I will sort them into “real friends” and “actual enemies”.
This shirt will actually make me GO TO THE GYM so that I have a place appropriate for the wearing of Ronbledore’s greatness. I will then go on the treadmill at the front of the room so that all these healthy people will become converted to the cause.
Make it so, etc.
These are fantastic. And while we’re on toast shirts, I must say I deeply, passionately long for a re-run of the “ba ba black sheep” lullabies for misandrists t-shirt (or even better, a tote). Waaaaaaant so badly, am so sorry I missed the first (hopefully not only!) batch.
And while we’re on toast fandom, I may or may not have custom-ordered a print via etsy with the following quote from Mallory: “You could wake violently every morning and thrust a sword into the air, just to remind the air who’s in charge, before taking your toast and tea.”
I REQUIRE IT. Any chance you wouldn’t mind sharing your etsy artist so we can bombard them with requests for “more of that one thing, please”?
Of course I wouldn’t mind! I haven’t received it yet (should be here in a few days) or else I’d post a photo, but I’m sure it’s going to be amazing. This is the shop, she does all burlap prints:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheYellowDogShoppe
She was nice to work with and sent me several drafts to preview. I included a small image on it as well:
http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/69800/69817/69817_swor…
I just realized that if I had a Take To The Sea patch, I could put it on that spot where my jeans always wear thin, and whenever anyone said "What's that site you always talk about?," I could JAM MY BEHIND TOWARD THEIR FACES and holler "THE TOOOOOOOAST!"
Nick, make my dreams come true.
TOTE. TOTE. TOTE. TOTE. TOTE. TOTE. TOTE.
Tote.
Love all of these, especially “we were never dating!” I’m broke but fuck the banks; I’m getting all three.
Love all of these, especially "we were never dating!" I'm broke but fuck the banks; I'm getting all three.
I want one, is there any chance we can reignite this?