Art Don’t Stand So Close To Me: People Ignoring Personal Boundaries In Western Art History
You're all SO CLOSE to being normal!
Mallory Ortberg
Art 
Books Shirley Jackson’s House Hunters
Look, once you get the joke, that's pretty much it, but it's still fun.
Writing You, There! Stop! You Can’t Go In There! Why, –
You there! Stop!
Humor Things That Will Not Be Tolerated In This High Court Another Minute
There are so many synonyms for "peasant" on thesaurus.com; I hope I have used them all.
Movies Arbitrary Comedic Video Clip Monday: Dewey Cox Goes All Brian Wilson
"I want an army of didgeridoos! Ten thousand didgeridoos!"
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: The Sketch With Sex And Violence
Damn you, Sir William Rees-Mogg.
LGBT Femslash Friday: The Big Bang Theory (Or Feelings I Forgot I Had About Feelings For Straight Girls And Bad TV)
Well, here it is; that's the most I can say about it.
Advice A Style Guide For The Dystopia
A set of standards for general use in the blasted hellscape that was once Earth.
Art Two Monks Invent Religious Iconography
The two monks are back, inventing things.
Music Every Track From DC Talk’s Jesus Freak, In Order
I ranked every song from DC Talk's "Jesus Freak," in honor of its twentieth anniversary.
Books Chapter Titles From My Upcoming Falsified Memoir
Oh, the drugs my murderer did during my terrible childhood.
Advice Important Sources Of Protein For Introverts
Close friendships with just a few people
An avocado sliced in thoughtful silence
No birthday party, just a couple of friends over for an intimate dinner of chickpeas and listening
An INTJ salmon
Books Ayn Rand’s “The Little Match Girl”
The price of matches just went up.
Humor We’re Sorry, With An Enduring And Ghastly Sorrow, That We’re Closed
It doesn't change things, but you should know it just the same.
Art Here Is One Good Way To Throw A Party
There's other ways, too.
