Poetry Dirtbag Ezra Pound
"And that's without taking all the anti-Semitism into account."
Mallory Ortberg
Poetry 
Heroes “This tiny cup of coffee is lovely. It even makes my calves look big.”
If there is even the slightest chance you have missed this video of benign Norwegian bodybuilders visiting an extra-small village in order to feel bigger, please give yourself the gift of viewing it now. On my first viewing, I very much barked out a sob of joy, like a bereaved seal. I have been unable to stop watching, since I started.
History Let’s Talk About The Eartha Kitt Threesome With Paul Newman And James Dean
The probablility that Eartha Kitt had sex with Paul Newman and James Dean at the same time is not zero. Rejoice.
Movies The Sequel To The Philadelphia Story That Katharine Hepburn Deserves
My, it wasn't yar.
Art Two Monks Discover How Tall Women And Horses Are
The two monks are always learning, because life is a journey.
Television Things I Have Yelled At My Television, Which Cannot Hear Me, While Watching “Miss Fisher’s Mysteries” During My Convalescence
STOP MAKING ME CARE SO MUCH ABOUT HETEROSEXUALITY, PLEASE.
Books The Wife of Bath’s Prologue
WIFE OF BATH: listen pal
first of A, I've been getting married since I was twelve
so everyone who hasn't been getting married since I was twelve kindly pipe down and listen
listen in a me of direction
second of ly, I'm a little tipsy so everyone in this story is going to be called Allison because I forget their real names
Heroes Madeline Kahn Monday
Any song that takes a potshot at Arrow Shirt ads can't be bad.
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: Emma Thompson Is So Very Afraid
So rare. So fine. So absolutely fantastic.
Writing A Glossary of U- and Non-U Speech
What a country!
Advice Signs You’re About To Write A Dear Prudence Letter
"My husband is wonderful, but..."
Books Dirtbag Milton
John Milton: Poet, statesman, dirtbag.
Books P.G. Wodehouse On The Dangers Of Literature
Never read.
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Tithe” Has Been Replaced With “Ass, Grass, Or Cash – Nobody Rides For Free”
Christ died for your sins, but nobody rides for free.
History Letters Home From General George McClellan
These are more similar to their source documents than you might think.
