Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Righteous” Has Been Replaced By “Bitchin’”
Bitchin'.
Mallory Ortberg
Religion 
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Never getting yelled at is the highest aim in life.
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Some guys have all the luck.
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If you give a mouse a cookie, you value neither the cookie nor yourself.
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Sometimes torn apart by remorse! Sometimes just sleepy.
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Welcome to planet Mars. I'll be in my spaceship.
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Enchanted dogs, trapped in human bodies, who have become celebrities.
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Girls nowadays are liable to fall off of anything.
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Hi, it's me, the swimming man, I'm here for your wet backyard square.
