Animals Today I Learned About The Anti-Vaccinating Dog Movement
I mean, of course this exists!
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Animals I’m Off To Utah Today, Please Enjoy This “Ritual Animal Disguise” Category From Wikipedia In My Absence (Don’t Worry, It’s Horrifying)
This should keep you busy and horrified for a while!
Animals Here Is A Video I Took Of Piglets Racing A Hurdle Course This Weekend
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Animals Alternate Titles For Ted 2 I Have Thought To Myself While Guiltily Laughing At The Radio Trailer Where Mark Wahlberg Says “Briefcase” In A Funny Voice And I Am Not Ashamed
For some reason they're all vaguely judgmental and Soviet-sounding.
Animals No One In Medieval Europe Knew What A Deer Looked Like
WHY DOES THIS BOTHER ME SO MUCH.
Animals The Desert Is Wide And Full Of Haters
The desert is dry because of foehn winds and also because of jealousy.
Animals I Cotched Myself That Kitten: A Postscript
Cotched him right up.
Animals We Have Got To Talk About How Messed Up Turtle Penises Are
I know about this, and now you have to, too.
Animals I Have Got To Catch Myself This Kitten, Man
Gotta get that eensycat, my friends.
Animals Cat-Themed Reality Shows
Figure it out.
Animals A Butterfly Is Just A Moth Lie
A moth is the worst bug for real and for true, but that doesn't mean butterflies are any good.
Animals Excerpts From Wikipedia’s Very Detailed Entry For “The Lion King”
Look, it is a seriously bananas page.
Animals Children’s Stories Made Horrific: The Little Red Hen
Someone will help her eat the bread.
Animals The Animorphs
A description of the Animorphs.
Animals Two Medieval Monks Invent Bestiaries
The monks are BACK, and they have a TENUOUS GRASP on how animals work!
