Health Doctors Diagnose 100% of Americans With Seasonal Affective Disorder
Everyone has seasonal depression and there's nothing we can do about it.
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Health Your Constant Vigilance Is The Only Thing Keeping The Shape At Your Window From Coming Inside
The shape at the foot of your bed wants to get closer.
Health Bike Curious: A Buyer’s Guide
Dana Burkett is here to provide a buyer's guide for the bi(ke) curious among you. She has no time for your nonsense.
Health The Olympics of the Future
Sulagna Misra prognosticates on the strange and marvelous Olympics of the future.
Health Falling Asleep Actually Impossible, Scientists Determine
Did you know? You can't actually fall asleep.
Ancient Grains Everyone Has Imposter Syndrome Except For You
Everyone suffers from imposter syndrome except for you, the only real fraud left.
Ancient Grains Thirteen Ways of Looking at Bad News
Kathleen Cooper on living with bad news.
Feminism The Great Mae Young, 1923-2014
Madeleine Lloyd-Davies pays homage to the life and career of the recently-departed female pro wrestler, Mae Young.
Health Signs You’re Getting Too Much Sleep
Signs you're getting more than your fair share of sleep.
Health Design Flaws: The Horrible Human Neck
The human neck is one giant, germ-ridden design flaw.
Health Unusual Woman Hates Hospitals
In a striking departure from the norm, a local woman claims to dislike hospitals.
Advice Healthy Tips For the New Year
Some healthy tips to help you get the New Year started off right.
Fitness Feel the Burn: Lunges for All Seasons
The Toast's recurring fitness column, "Feel the Burn" takes on the question of lunges.
Health Victorian Doctor Mad Libs
With Victorian Doctor Mad Libs, you too can be your own quack.
Health The Causes of Male Hysteria
An examination of the physical and moral causes that can lead to male hysteria.
