Beauty If Archie Panjabi Were Your Girlfriend
Exactly what it sounds like.
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Relationships Disrupting Domesticity: Bored to Broken
Ashley Ford's latest 'Disrupting Domesticity' column for The Butter.
Beauty If Carrie Brownstein Were Your Girlfriend
Lindsay King-Miller knows what it would be like if Carrie Brownstein were your girlfriend.
Advice Inspirational Quotes from Acclaimed Relationship Expert Niccolò Machiavelli
In which the author mashes up quotes from 'The Prince' and 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus,' because it seemed like the right thing to do.
Health Friendship in the Pool: My Life as a Synchronized Swimmer
Layla Schlack on the friends she made through synchronized swimming.
Books “Who Is Cagney Without Lacey?”: The Fug Girls on Writing as a Duo
The Fug Girls on the mechanics of writing as a pair.
Beauty If The Velociraptor From Jurassic Park Were Your Girlfriend
It's all there in the title, really.
Family The French Toast Test
Jaime Green on "real" versus "fake" foods and the French toast test.
Beauty If Sarah Polley Were Your Girlfriend
In which we imagine what it would be like if Sarah Polley were our girlfriend.
Advice Aunt Acid: Advice on How to Support the Grieving
The Toast's Aunt Acid offers advice on caring for those who are grieving.
Relationships Things I’ve Learned About Heterosexual Female Desire From Decades Of Reading
All I know about female heterosexual desire that I've managed to glean from decades of reading (mostly fan fiction).
Beauty If Natalie Dormer Were Your Girlfriend
It could happen.
Beauty If Idris Elba Were Your Boyfriend
WHAT IF.
Relationships In Celebration of Old-School LiveJournal
The author on her nostalgia for LiveJournal, the friends it brought her, and what it means to write it all down.
Relationships Things I Believe To Be True With Perfect Trust And Perfect Faith About Yesterday’s “Modern Love” Column
There's definitely SOME murder going on here.
