1. The punishment of Prometheus (he was chained to a rock and had his eternally-regenerating liver torn out by an eagle every day) has always been a popular topic for Western artists, and why not; it's full of action poses and furious birds and gave everyone the chance to draw hands. A real win-win! And yet: Over time, folks got a little sloppy, and eventually, more often than not, Prometheus and the eagle looked like boyfriends on the cover of a supernatural-themed gay romance novel.

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  2. Link Roundup!

    The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

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  3. "I've lost the certainty I once had -- the Biblical, childlike faith -- and exchanged it for a quiet plea that echoes Fox Mulder: 'I want to believe.'"

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  4. Watch a man perform a song he has clearly forgotten was next on the set list.

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  5. Noted ginger Laura Ortberg Turner on growing up a redhead.

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  6. The Toast's makeup history columnist, Alex Nursall, looks back at the shiny, proto-futuristic, glittery years of the early 2000s.

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  7. Zoe Selengut takes us on a strange, elliptical, delightful journey though her family's history.

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  8. Open Thread!

    A bonus Tuesday open thread for you.

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  9. Businesslady reflects on change, loss, opportunities, and what the future might hold in her final column for The Toast.

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  10. "When I lift, there’s no room for anything else": Alyssa Keiko on how powerlifting has made her stronger and helped her cope with anxiety and depression.

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  11. Rosemary Collins on seeing herself in the protagonist of "The Bridge."

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  12. If Barack Obama were your dad, he'd make you go camping with him every summer. "Come on, girls! This tent isn't going to put itself up!"

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  13. Assorted tributes from Toasties in the site's final week.

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