1. Melatonin is USELESS, don't recommend it to me. Sorry I'm snappish and angry before you even say anything.

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  2. Link Roundup!

    The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

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  3. I’ll cut his hair when I know he’s ready: after he’s bagged his first werewolf, like his grandfathers before him.

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  4. Laura Ortberg Turner on her love for the verbose and purple Pat Conroy, who loved words and made himself vulnerable for us.

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  5. Nicole and Nikki push through episodes 9-13 of House of Cards.

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  6. March horoscopes from Madame Clairevoyant.

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  7. Link Roundup!

    The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

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  8. This week's Toast Points.

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  9. It's Friday, let's have a motet!

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  10. Five new cartoons by the wonderful Liana Finck.

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  11. The Toast's weekly Friday open thread, hosted by The Bartender and her brand new baby.

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  12. Friday Bargain Bin with Jane Marie!

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  13. Link Roundup!

    The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

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