Beauty The Least Sassy Girl in America, Pt. II
Karen Corday concludes her tale of "Sassy" obsession by interviewing her friend Carrie, who actually WAS a finalist to be the Sassiest Girl in America.
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Beauty The Least Sassy Girl in America, Pt. I
Karen Corday on her relentless and awkward quest to be recognized by "Sassy" Magazine.
Beauty A Meat Processing Professional Reviews Snowpiercer
"Snowpiercer" left something to be desired for our critic, an extremely detail-oriented meat processing professional.
Beauty Things For Which You Can Find Knitting Patterns
Penis cosies, and other items you can find knitting patterns for online.
Beauty Never Trust A Man
The Toast doesn't need to be told not to trust a man, but this was still helpful.
Beauty In Which Three Adults Discuss Dune Seriously and At Length
Two brilliant nerds and a foreign policy wonk sit down to talk about Frank Herbert's DUNE and what it meant to them as #teens and what it means to them now.
Beauty How I Defeated the Tolkien Estate
The story of how one brave soul defended his right to translate the Red Book of Westmarch in court against the powers of the Tolkien estate.
Heroes Happy Birthday, Nick Pavich!
It's our publisher's birthday, and we love him.
Beauty Seasons’ Greetings from the Steinbeck Family!
Happy holidays from John and Elaine.
Beauty My New Password
In the quest to find a working new password, a human devolves into near madness. Also, Benedict Cumberbatch.
Beauty How To Tell If You Are In a Regency Romance Novel
Do you suspect you may be in a Regency romance novel? Let us help!
Beauty “Bury Our Friends”: On Sleater-Kinney
Lindsay King-Miller on what Sleater-Kinney means to her.
Beauty “So You Want to Pick Up and Lift a Man Overhead”: A Fitness Roundtable
Hieu Truong talks to four coaches in order to develop a solid fitness plan if your goal is to pick up and lift a man overhead.
Beauty So You’ve Finally Started Wearing The Right Bra Size
At last -- you're wearing the right bra size.
Beauty “Ozten”: Pride and Prejudice for Australians
In which two Australians rewrite "Pride and Prejudice" for Aussies. It is utterly incomprehensible to the rest of us.
