LGBT Femslash Fridays: Come On, Grab Your Friends
Princess Bubblegum and Marceline from Adventure Time bring new meaning to "come on, grab your friends."
Mallory Ortberg
LGBT 
Fan Fiction Happy Birthday, Joan Didion
Joan Didion meets Anna Wintour.
Health The Invisible Signs of Aging
Some of the most common, invisible signs of aging.
History Having It All in 6th-Century Mesopotamia
Princess Ennigaldi, having it all in the 6th century BC.
Humor Oh No! You’ve Pulled Yourself Up Too High By Your Own Bootstraps!
You've pulled yourself up by your bootstraps so high that no one can see you!
Beauty A Gender-Flipped Version of “The Bodyguard” Starring Kanye West and Brienne From Game of Thrones
What if The Bodyguard had Kanye West and Brienne from Game of Thrones in it and also they fell in love?
Misandry The Secret Misandry of Archie Comics
Archie Comics' secretly misandrist CEO.
Advice Oh, The Places You Went
Oh, the places you went - full of horrors and shapes.
Books “Texts From,” The Book
Lovely news about the "Texts From" book.
Music A Very Excellent Sad Song About December
Nobody writes sad songs about December like Merle Haggard.
Relationships Your Compulsive Need To Correct Everyone Has Finally Resulted In Becoming Universally Beloved
At last, your compulsive need to criticize has won you the respect and adoration of others.
Animals The Amazonian Fire Ant Witch-Balls That Cannot Die
The horrific, fascinating group behavior of fire ants, the witch-bugs of the Amazon.
Animals A Slideshow Of Different Animals Who Are Not Friends And Have Never Met
The heart-warming friendships between these varying animals do not exist.
Humor How To Ensure A Hangover
Be careful you don't avoid hangovers this holiday season.
Books Stage Directions: A Short Story
Some of the most famous stage directions, assembled together for no particular reason.
