Advice Lessons I Have Learned From My Parents’ Kitchen
Lessons I have learned from my parents' kitchen.
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Advice Get This Look: The Tortoise And The Firebird
You gotta call Ron.
Advice Bad Sex Advice From Drew Grant
The Toast does not endorse Drew’s advice, but you can email us if you have questions for her. Don’t, though. Dear Drew, I love that my boyfriend has a close…
Advice “Raising the Tone”: Etiquette for Peeing and Prying
The Toast's etiquette column, in which Ms. Proprietypants assists you in raising the tone.
Advice Band Names That Would Also Be Good Names for Your Dildo
An incomplete list of band names that would also be good names for your dildo, based on your very particular specifications.
Advice Aesop’s Fables
A series of aphorisms from Aesop's Fables.
Advice Statements That Can Be Easily Read As Compliments Without Being Lies
How to give the appearance of a compliment to a mere statement of fact.
Advice A Benediction For HBO’s Looking From The L Word
May Looking avoid the pitfalls of the L Word.
Advice Makeup Tips From a High Priestess of the Dark Arts
Liz Watson presents a helpful tutorial for what makeup to wear when conducting your satanic rituals.
Advice She Said, She Said: Advice on Relationship Inertia and Past Badness
Nicole and Mallory tackle advice questions about breaking up with a long-term partner, and being sensitive to someone who's had a rough go of it in the past.
Advice Gabbin’ About God: Predestination and/or Free Will
In the third installment of "Gabbin' About God," Nicole asks Mallory to explain the dueling concepts of predestination and free will to her. No big deal!
Advice How to Tell If a Canadian is Mad At You
Nicole and Mallory, drawing on their own, rich friendship, provide a roadmap to Canadian anger and passive-aggression.
Advice Healthy Tips For the New Year
Some healthy tips to help you get the New Year started off right.
Advice “Raising the Tone”: Our New Etiquette Column
The first installment of The Toast's etiquette column: "Raising the Tone."
Advice Novelty Gifts That I Hate and/or Hate Myself For Loving
Emily Niland plumbs the depths of a store that rhymes with "Bourbon Shoutshitters" in search of novelty gifts.
