Relationships Things I Have Lost to Exes, Begrudgingly
Jessica Furseth presents a sad, sad list of the people and items she has lost in the wake of her ex-boyfriends.
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LGBT A Catalogue of Imaginary Girlfriends
Brenna Hillier, on the delightful legion of girlfriends who exist only in her mind.
Relationships The Best and Worst Experiences an Acquaintance Had With OKCupid Dates
Nicole Cliffe relates two secondhand stories of OKCupid encounters that will shrivel you to your core.
Relationships A Pig-Heart-Warming Valentine’s Day Tale
Lauren Quinn, on the Valentine's Day she gave her boyfriend a pig's heart.
Relationships Man Who Chooses Netflix Over Parties And Regularly Bails On Friends Wonders Why He’s So Lonely
A man who regularly chooses Netflix and solitude wonders why he feels so alone.
Ancient Grains Important Milestones In Your Relationship With Your Roommate’s Boyfriend
The relationship between a woman and her roommate's boyfriend is a special and fragile one.
Relationships This Invitation To Share In Your Joy Fills Me With Contempt And Bile
How dare you invite me to share in your joy when you know I am filled with contempt for your happiness.
Advice Tools For an Amicable Divorce
Carrie Hill Wilner offers some advice on achieving an amicable divorce.
Relationships Your Compulsive Need To Correct Everyone Has Finally Resulted In Becoming Universally Beloved
At last, your compulsive need to criticize has won you the respect and adoration of others.
Movies Characters In My Fair Lady Who Are Not Henry Higgins I Would Rather Have Seen Eliza Doolittle End Up With
My Fair Lady characters who make a better partner for Eliza than Henry Higgins.
Relationships Your Resentments Will Be Very Happy Here
You can rest easy, knowing that your resentments are being well cared for.
Relationships Your Feelings Are No Longer Considered Canon And Have Been Marked As Spam
Your feelings have been flagged as spam. If you feel you have received this message in error, please click here.
Relationships The Singles In Your Area Are Getting Restless
The singles in your area are getting tired of waiting for you.
Relationships Idle Thoughts Which, If Verbalized, Ruin Sex
Nicole Cliffe compiles a list of thoughts which have the power to destroy sex if spoken aloud.
Art Lane/Vale/Watson/Etc
Ashley Burnett and Jen Hickman bring you a superhero breakup.
