Brands are not our friends.
Politicians are not our friends.
Our parents are not our friends.
Our friend’s parents are not our friends, no matter how many times they invite you over even after your friend moved out.
Bosses are not our friends.
Coworkers are not our friends.
Mary in HR is not our friend.
Mary didn’t invite us to her clothing swap because she is not our friend.
That girl from
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