WIFE OF BATH: listen pal
first of A, I've been getting married since I was twelve
so everyone who hasn't been getting married since I was twelve kindly pipe down and listen
listen in a me of direction
second of ly, I'm a little tipsy so everyone in this story is going to be called Allison because I forget their real names
The Toast's job advice columnist advises a writer whose boss Does Not Get It, and another attempting to resist friendly overtures from an annoying coworker.