Beauty If A Restless Ghost Were Your Boyfriend
If a restless ghost were your boyfriend, you’d never have to call to see where he was, because his manifestation on our earthly plane was confined to your studio apartment. The one where he died.
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Beauty If The Boy From The Giving Tree Were Your Boyfriend
OKAY, OLD STUMP.
Beauty David Brooks Writes a Sestina About Ta-Nehisi Coates
The latest in a series of sestinas that David Brooks has written for The Toast.
Beauty If Tom Hardy Were Your Boyfriend
What? It could happen.
Beauty If Ms. Pac-Man Were Your Girlfriend
Just imagine.
Beauty If Will Graham Were Your Boyfriend
Life would be different then.
Beauty If Gwyneth Paltrow Were Your Girlfriend
This is going to be a controversial one!
Beauty 15 Years of Center Stage: A Personal History
Samantha Powell on her very personal obsession with the 2000 ballet movie Center Stage.
Beauty If Prince Harry Were Your Boyfriend
Who else but the Fug Girls could write this?
Beauty If Harrison Ford Were Your Boyfriend
Can you imagine? Stacie Williams can!
Beauty How I Learned to Love My Skin Colour
Rumnique Nannar on her struggles with colourism and a rare skin condition, and how she found her way to self-acceptance.
Beauty The Most Metal Deaths in Middle-earth, Ranked
Like Mary Poppins, this piece is practically perfect in every way.
Beauty A Linguist Explains How We Write Sarcasm on the Internet
Gretchen McCulloch, The Toast's resident linguist, on the ways we signal sarcasm on the internet.
Beauty If Gillian Anderson Were Your Girlfriend
IT WOULD BE GREAT, RIGHT?
Beauty Bill Zinsser: In Remembrance
Mary J. Breen pays tribute to Bill Zinsser, a good writer and a good person.
