Humor The Toast Looks Back: The Best of The Dirtbags
They were some real bags of dirt.
teenage dirtbags
Humor 
Books Dirtbag Ethan Frome
Ethan Frome: sled enthusiast, adulterer, dirtbag.
Religion Dirtbag Jason and the Argonauts
Nice.
Open Thread What Was The Most Dirtbag Summer Of Your Life
I threw Wendy's chicken nuggets off an overpass for like four straight nights in a row.
Art The Birth of Venus: Pulling Yourself Out Of The Sea By Your Own Bootstraps
"I pulled myself out of the sea by my own bootstraps."
Humor Dirtbag Hera
Hera: Goddess of marriage, wife of Zeus, dirtbag.
Humor Dirtbag Athena
Athena: Goddess of mathematics, war, strategy, wisdom, and dirtbags.
Poetry Dirtbag Beowulf
Beowulf: hero of the Geats, friend of the Danes, enemy to monsters, dirtbag.
Folklore Dirtbag Medea
Medea of Colchis: niece to Circe, granddaughter to Helios, wife to Jason, mother, witch, murderer, dirtbag.
History Dirtbag Karl Marx
Karl Marx, teenage dirtbag.
History Dirtbag Louis XIV
Louis XIV: Bourbon, Sun King, dirtbag.
Books Dirtbag Tess Of The D’Urbervilles
Tess of the D'Urbervilles, dirtbag.
Poetry Arthur Rimbaud, Dirtbag Laureate
Arthur Rimbaud: Genius. Poet. Dirtbag.
Books Dirtbag Paul Atreides
Paul Atreides and Dune, with dirtbags.
Perfidy and Wretched Villainy Lord Alfred Douglas, Dirtbag
The unparalleled dirtbag of the Victorian set, Lord Alfred Douglas.
