1. This week's Toast Points!

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  2. His name is BRAHMS. He is an EVIL DOLL. What time are you all coming over? We can drive to the theater together if you're worried about parking.

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  3. The Toast's weekly Friday open thread, hosted by The Bartender.

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  4. Let's all stockpile these for hostess gifts. They cost less than a bottle of wine with disgusting bare feet printed on the label and will be at least as impressive.

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  5. Link Roundup!

    The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

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  6. Laura Vincent cooks for her imaginary boyfriend, Sandy Cohen of The OC.

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  7. I come before you today to say I was wrong about how bees make more bees.

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  8. Let us journey through the world of this culinary paradise.

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  9. Dirtbag Hera

    Hera: Goddess of marriage, wife of Zeus, dirtbag.

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  10. Katie Klabusich on how she finally learned the whole truth about her adoption origin story, and how it explained so many things about her childhood.

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  11. I'LL NEVER STOP WANTING THINGS, YOU DEAD ROMANS

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  12. Link Roundup!

    The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

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  13. The Toast presents four new cartoons by Liana Finck.

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  14. his name is Gregory and yes, it is serious

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