Relationships Don’t Fall In Love, Vanity Fair Edition
IT WON'T END WELL.
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Beauty If Forest Whitaker Were Your Boyfriend
Wouldn't that be great?
Link Roundup Buttered This Week: August 1-7
A list of links to everything on The Butter this week.
Relationships To Build Up and Takeaway From
"When I look back at my sexual history -- those singular still shots and picture postcards -- so little of it involves the actual physical act."
Beauty The Bisto Legs Diaries #1: A Diagnosis, Not A Boast
One of our writers chronicles her boyfriend's unexpected and unwelcome diagnosis with a rare blood cancer.
Relationships How to Love the Back of a Neck
"When you love a programmer, you must to learn to love the back of his head. He will be forever bent away from you towards a small black window."
Beauty If Lupita Nyong’o Were Your Girlfriend
Can you imagine?
Beauty If Tom Hardy Were Your Boyfriend
What? It could happen.
Advice The Pacific Northwest Is Going to Be Consumed By Fire and Water, Leave Now
The Pacific Northwest earthquake will kill everyone and it's coming A LOT SOONER THAN YOU THOUGHT, take to the hills but they are not high enough to save you!
Beauty If Prince Harry Were Your Boyfriend
Who else but the Fug Girls could write this?
Beauty If Harrison Ford Were Your Boyfriend
Can you imagine? Stacie Williams can!
Beauty If Gillian Anderson Were Your Girlfriend
IT WOULD BE GREAT, RIGHT?
Family Letter To My Mother After Charleston
Carvell Wallace writes a letter to his late mother about yesterday's white supremacist massacre in Charleston.
Beauty If Kal Penn Were Your Boyfriend
Oh, can you imagine?
Beauty If Prince Were Your Boyfriend
Jaya Saxena has a lot of thoughts about what it would be like to date Prince.
