Heroes “The Truth Is Embarrassing”: Olivia Benson and the Timeline of Trauma
Stacey May Fowles on the 15th season of "Law and Order: SVU" and what Olivia Benson means to survivors.
2014
Heroes 
Television Kids In The Hall Monday: Fine Ham Abounds
Kids In The Hall Monday comes to you with the truth and power of ham.
Books What Happens When You Tell People You’re Reading Only Women?
Lilit Marcus on the delights and frustrations of publicly reading only women.
Beauty On Her Blondeness: The Semiotics of Taylor Swift’s Hair
Stassa Edwards on what exactly Taylor Swift's hair means.
Advice Get This Look: The Tortoise And The Firebird
You gotta call Ron.
Books “I regret pairing Ron and Hermione together (because Ron is a time-traveling Dumbledore),” JK Rowling Admits
After years of silence, JK Rowling finally speaks the truth about Ronbledore.
Relationships Man Who Chooses Netflix Over Parties And Regularly Bails On Friends Wonders Why He’s So Lonely
A man who regularly chooses Netflix and solitude wonders why he feels so alone.
Advice Bad Sex Advice From Drew Grant
The Toast does not endorse Drew’s advice, but you can email us if you have questions for her. Don’t, though. Dear Drew, I love that my boyfriend has a close…
Ancient Grains Everyone Has Imposter Syndrome Except For You
Everyone suffers from imposter syndrome except for you, the only real fraud left.
Ancient Grains How Many Snake Corpses Is Too Many Snake Corpses?
How many dead snakes is too many dead snakes?
Ancient Grains Watching Downton Abbey With An Historian: Aristos Out!
In the latest installment of Watching Downton Abbey With An Historian, Mo Moulton teaches us about the decline of the landed aristocracy.
Ancient Grains Your Third Grade Chinese New Year
Charlene Cheung on Chinese New Year.
Ancient Grains Things Alanis Morissette Does Not Want To Be
An incomplete accounting of the things Alanis Morissette does not want to be.
Advice “Raising the Tone”: Etiquette for Peeing and Prying
The Toast's etiquette column, in which Ms. Proprietypants assists you in raising the tone.
Ancient Grains On The Bisexual: Their Care and Feeding
Nico Deyo presents The Toast with a field guide to the wily bisexual.
