Fitness Yoga Mantras For Jerks
Yoga mantras you'll never hear in class.
2014
Fitness 
Religion Yeah, Nicole and Mallory Got Our Auras Read. Wanna Fight About It?
Mallory and Nicole got their auras analyzed; it's up to you to match the aura to the editor.
Humor Disney Plot Summaries (Minus the Magic)
A sober look at some Disney favorites.
Humor The Great Playwrights Ranked By Cause of Death
John Leavitt examines the most thrilling deaths of our greatest playwrights.
Advice Sorry About the Mess: Entertaining Through Personal Tragedy
Laura Jayne Martin, on the aftermath of personal tragedy, and interacting with others.
Books Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Ayn Rand brings another installment of the Harry Potter series.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Poetry Plagiarizing the Dead: On Poetry and Friendship
Suzannah Showler, on how her dead friend's words have found their way into her poetry, and how to be a writer is always to be plagiarizing.
Humor Listicles From Our Brief and Uneasy Future
Hal Parker, on the robot-drenched listicles of our near future.
Humor The Most Popular New Ways People Cheated During the Tour de France
Matt Seidel on how cyclists cheated during this most recent Tour de France.
Music John Lennon Writes Imagine
John Lennon's writing process during the creation of "Imagine."
Fashion Swimwear: Some Guidelines to Consider
Corinne Fay on the many crimes of swimwear manufacturers.
Advice How To Maintain Control Of The Shared Armrest: A Guide For Women Flying Alone
A guide for women.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Meta Toast Points For The Week Of July 25th
Toast points for this week!
