My Uncomplicated Relationship With My Penis
On hating a part of your body more than Khorne hates Slaanesh, which is a whole lot.
2014
A Series Of Emails About LinkedIn From A Monster
LinkedIn is garbage.
Politics The Silencing Of Cecily McMillan
Kathryn Funkhouser on the events surrounding the trial of Cecily McMillan, who is accused of assaulting a police officer who grabbed her breast.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Heroes Let’s Talk About The Movie Where Katharine Hepburn Has An Abortion By Flying Into The Sun
Katharine Hepburn, aviatrix and autodidact abortionist.
History Descartes Goes To Stockholm To Teach Queen Christina Philosophy At Half-Past Five In The Morning, And The Early Rising Kills Him
A Short Story In Which Descartes Goes To Stockholm To Teach Queen Christina Philosophy At Half-Past Five In The Morning, And The Early Rising Kills Him.
Family My Family’s Recipe for Matzo Ball Soup
Liz Zaretsky patiently explains how to make matzo ball soup for Passover.
LGBT Femslash Friday: Classic Hollywood Edition
In 1930s Hollywood, every Friday was Femslash Friday.
History Herodotus Writes a History of the 20th Century
Summer Block has discovered Herodotus's take on more recent history.
Humor The Taxes of the Future
Sulagna Misra predicts how we shall all do our taxes over the next few hundred years.
Meta Cocktail Hour: Open Thread
The Toast's weekly Friday open thread, hosted by The Bartender.
Advice Advice for Parents Who Want to Sail With Their Kids
Marissa Maciel offers up some real talk for parents who want to sail around the world with their kids.
Meta Toast Points!
Toast Points: A selection of popular and notable posts from the last week.
Beauty Seven Lines From NPR’s Interview With Brittney Griner That Put Me On The Floor
Brittney Griner wrote a BOOK and then she talked to NPR and it's perfect and she's perfect.
Movies Casting The Live-Action Proud Family Movie For Which The People Clamor
The people demand a live-action Proud Family movie, and I will cast it for them.
