Beauty If Josh Hutcherson Were Your Boyfriend
Picture it.
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Beauty If Mary-Louise Parker Were Your Girlfriend
What a life it would be.
Beauty An (Abridged) History of Red Lipstick
Alex Nursall gives us an abridged history of red lipstick in her debut makeup history column for The Toast.
Beauty If Jenny Lewis Were Your Girlfriend
Just imagine.
Beauty Feelings I Have Had About Serena Williams
Spoiler alert: they are mostly gay feelings.
Beauty If Daniel Henney Were Your Boyfriend
Things would be different then.
Beauty David Beckham, Sexiest Man Alive
One cannot live while the other reigns: there is only ever one Sexiest Man Alive.
Beauty The Time I Met Simon Le Bon and We Talked About The Goldfinch
An illustrated story of meeting Simon Le Bon and discussing intense matters of literary criticism.
Beauty A Meat Processing Professional Reviews Hannibal
The return of our bloodthirsty reviewer's take on popular culture.
Beauty In Which Three Adults Discuss The Once and Future King Seriously and At Length
Two brilliant nerds and a fantasy author sit down to talk about T.H. White's THE ONCE AND FUTURE KING and what it means to them.
Beauty If Tilda Swinton Were Your Girlfriend
Life would sure be different then.
Beauty If Nigella Lawson Were Your Girlfriend
Life would be different then.
Beauty A Linguist Explains the Grammar of Shipping
The Toast's resident linguist explains how Dramione and Destiel and Johnlock came to be. There's a SYSTEM.
Beauty If The Tim Hortons Goat Were Your Boyfriend
Jane Hu knows all about what it would be like to date the goat who got arrested for refusing to leave Tim Hortons.
Beauty Anatomy of a Black Actress: Viola Davis
Fanta Sylla on the vital importance of Viola Davis' Blackness.
