Cartoons & Comics I’m Getting Really Tired of My Mysterious Flaky Friend
I'm done doing things for her, I don’t care how many galas she invites me to.
Humor
Cartoons & Comics 
Humor 16 Gemstones Renamed Correctly
Exactly what it says.
Humor If The Beatles Were Replaced By A Large Number Of Crows
A look back at The Beatles, if The Beatles had been a large number of terrifying and sentient crows.
Fitness Woman Lifts Weights, Continues Being a Woman
How to describe a woman who lifts weights?
Humor A Musician Names Things
A musician names things in a technically accurate fashion.
Art Emily Dickinson Packs a Beach Basket
Cartoonist Rosanna Bruno envisions the contents of Emily Dickinson's beach basket.
Humor Scientific Inconsistencies in 1980s Pop Music: An Audio-Visual Analysis
Amanda Harris examines a few of the many scientific inconsistencies to be found in 1980s pop music.
Books Great House Therapy: Elizabeth & Darcy’s Neither Formal Nor Falsely Adorned Pad of Privilege
It takes a lot of love and hard work to turn your great home into a pad of privilege that is neither formal nor falsely adorned.
Humor Quiz: Homeschool or Zumba?
Who said it, a homeschooling parent or a Zumba enthusiast?
Animals Cat-Themed Reality Shows
Figure it out.
Advice Inspirational Quotes from Acclaimed Relationship Expert Niccolò Machiavelli
In which the author mashes up quotes from 'The Prince' and 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus,' because it seemed like the right thing to do.
Humor Hey Ladies: Baby Shower!
Caroline Moss and Michelle Markowitz and their monstrous regiment of ladies are BACK to plan the world's most horrifying baby shower.
Humor Life Is Already Pretty Good But Here Are Some Things That Could Make It Even Better
I like life already, but I have some suggestions.
Books Karl Ove Knausgaard Reviews Everything Else In America
The Toast has been given excerpts from Karl Ove Knausgaard's unpublished reviews of the rest of America.
Food Realistic Recipes for Every Meal
Need a recipe for any occasion? We've got you covered.
