Advice A Veterinarian Would Like to Answer Your Questions!
Announcing an upcoming series of columns in which a veterinarian will answer all your weird pet health questions to the best of her ability.
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Advice How to Submit Work to Us in the Most Pleasing Manner Possible
Nicole presents a pedantic guide to how to make her life that tiny bit easier when you submit work to her.
Advice She Said, She Said: Advice on Crisis Pregnancy Centers and Abusive Family Members
The Toast's advice column takes on whether you should donate old baby stuff to crisis pregnancy centers and how to deal with abusive family members.
Advice “Raising the Tone”: Etiquette for Peeing and Prying
The Toast's etiquette column, in which Ms. Proprietypants assists you in raising the tone.
Advice Band Names That Would Also Be Good Names for Your Dildo
An incomplete list of band names that would also be good names for your dildo, based on your very particular specifications.
Advice Makeup Tips From a High Priestess of the Dark Arts
Liz Watson presents a helpful tutorial for what makeup to wear when conducting your satanic rituals.
Advice She Said, She Said: Advice on Relationship Inertia and Past Badness
Nicole and Mallory tackle advice questions about breaking up with a long-term partner, and being sensitive to someone who's had a rough go of it in the past.
Advice Gabbin’ About God: Predestination and/or Free Will
In the third installment of "Gabbin' About God," Nicole asks Mallory to explain the dueling concepts of predestination and free will to her. No big deal!
Advice How to Tell If a Canadian is Mad At You
Nicole and Mallory, drawing on their own, rich friendship, provide a roadmap to Canadian anger and passive-aggression.
Advice Healthy Tips For the New Year
Some healthy tips to help you get the New Year started off right.
Advice “Raising the Tone”: Our New Etiquette Column
The first installment of The Toast's etiquette column: "Raising the Tone."
Advice Novelty Gifts That I Hate and/or Hate Myself For Loving
Emily Niland plumbs the depths of a store that rhymes with "Bourbon Shoutshitters" in search of novelty gifts.
Advice The Only Professional Advice I Have Worth Giving
I have exactly one piece of professional advice worth giving. Here it is.
Advice A Guide to Summoning the Dead of Wikipedia
Kaye Toal offers some suggestions for summoning the dead, focusing on those who died in particularly intriguing ways.
Advice Here Is Where You Get to Tell Us About Your Favourite Causes
The Toast invites people to talk about the charities and causes that they believe in most strongly, for holiday giving purposes.
