Advice How To Fall Asleep: A Step-By-Step Guide
Advice on how to fall asleep.
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Advice No One’s Slick As Gaston: A Pickup Artist’s Guide
Gaston teaches the rest of you beta maggots how to score hot babes.
Advice She Said, She Said: Advice on Yappy Coworkers and Being Poorer Than You Want
Nicole and Mallory provide some advice on having a lower standard of living than you want, and your yappy coworkers.
Advice How Beauty and the Beast Should Have Ended, If Belle Weren’t A Short-Sighted Idiot
Belle was so close to commanding a soulless, deathless army in Beauty and the Beast. But she blew it.
Advice Raising the Tone: Etiquette for Bachelorettes and “You’re Welcome”
The Toast's etiquette column attempts to get you out of that bachelorette weekend, and muses on the correct response to being thanked.
Advice Lessons I’ve Learned From Being a Therapist
Emily V. Gordon, on what being a therapist has taught her about family, friendship, and conflict resolution.
Advice How To Care For Your New Changeling
The care and maintenance of your newborn changeling.
Advice Advice for Parents Who Want to Sail With Their Kids
Marissa Maciel offers up some real talk for parents who want to sail around the world with their kids.
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What you should live every day like.
Advice Veterinary Wisdom: Luxating Patellas and Dental Care
Dr. S, The Toast's in-house veterinarian, talks about whether or not you have to brush your pet's teeth, and what to do about their freaky knees.
Advice You Just Went Full Sir on the Ma’am: How to Apologize for Misgendering Someone
Janie Porche offers solutions for how to say you're sorry for "going full sir on the ma'am," and how to avoid misgendering people to begin with.
Advice Buying the Right Pet Food: A Primer from Dr. S
The Toast's in-house veterinarian, Dr. S, offers a guide for hand-wringing owners who are standing in the pet food aisle, confused.
Advice How to Kill a Wasp Indoors: A Guide for the Weak
Charlene Cheung provides some helpful counsel on how best to deal with a wasp in your house, apartment, or place of work.
Advice CRTC-Approved Canadian Pornography Scenarios
Nicole Cliffe has gained access to a list of government-approved plotlines for Canadian pornography.
Advice Finding the Real Estate of Your Dreams!
Katie Naum provides real estate listings for places you visit in your dreams, like your childhood bedroom, but one of the walls is gone and there are birds.
