Marcus Aurelius, Sports Broadcaster
Marcus Aurelius tries his hand at football commentary.
2014
President Fitzgerald Grant of Scandal Does The Crossword Puzzle
Fitz can't do the crossword without Olivia.
LGBT My Wonderful Drag Prom
Whitney Reynolds, on the year she and her best friend went to prom in drag together, and what it did and didn't mean for both of them.
Cocktail Hour: Open Thread
The Toast's weekly Friday open thread, hosted by The Bartender.
Link Roundup and Sad Account of the Disbanding of This Site Due to Nicole’s Failings
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Beauty Advice From Mallory, A Solitary Witch
Beauty advice for those who want to be left alone forever.
Meta Toast Points For The Week of March 14
This week's toasty points.
Movies Bible Verses Perfectly Illustrated By Scenes From Evil Dead II
There's a lot of overlap between the Bible and the movie Evil Dead II.
Books Missed Connections in a Gabriel García Márquez Story
You: ninety-three, a whore, kneading dough with the heel of your shoe. Me: the village vicar, smelling of breast milk, black boots, double-barreled shotgun.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Dental Implants, Lasers, and Making Good Decisions
Christy Admiraal tells tales of the dentist's office.
How To Tell if You Are Fellini Trapped Inside a Fellini Film
It actually sounds pretty nice to be trapped inside a Fellini film, if you're Fellini?
Fan Fiction A Day In The Life of Gabrielle Union
Gabrielle Union wakes up, invents wine, does whatever.
Cartoons & Comics I’m Getting Really Tired Of Living In This Quaint English Village
This quaint English village is too full of corpses.
Sex J. Robert Oppenheimer’s Celebrity Hookup List Revealed
Manhattan Project member and famed physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer writes a celebrity sex list.
