Humor Every Type Of Email College Students Send Their Professors
The kinds of emails that college students send to their professors.
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Food All The Comments on Every Recipe Blog
Every single kind of comment you'll find on a recipe blog.
Humor Call Me Old-Fashioned If You Must
Listen, call me old-fashioned if you must, but I believe that certain things are true.
Humor Trans Microaggressions: “Women, Amirite?”
Kenneth Henry, on just a handful of the stupid things people have said to him, a trans man.
Humor A Beautiful, Sweaty Woman Reads “How To Respond To Criticism” To Universal Approval
How to respond to criticism, read live by yours truly.
Humor A Beautiful Woman Performs “Male Novelist Jokes” To Riotous Acclaim
A live performance of male novelist jokes.
Humor A Grounded Goth Teen Angrily Renames Household Items
A grounded goth teen is not fooled by your bullshit, prosaic terms for the objects of the night that surround her.
Dreams Things Everyone Else Is Better At Than You
A list of areas in which literally everyone else is better than you.
Humor Harsh Words for Griffin
Tommy Wallach has harsh words for Griffin's book report on an Alexander Hamilton biography.
Humor If Yoko Ono Hadn’t Broken Up The Beatles They’d Still Be Together And Alive And Asking You To Jam With Them Right Now, Dude
Bro, it's crazy to think that if Yoko hadn't split up the Beatles, they'd still be alive and together and asking you to jam right now.
Books How To Tell If You’re In an Honoré de Balzac Novel
You may not be sure if you are in a Balzac novel. Let us help you out!
Humor Transcript from the World Theremin Society’s Annual Secret Meeting
This does not make much sense, but we will almost always take pieces about the majestic theremin.
Humor Hey Ladies: Happily Ever After
The monstrous regiment of Hey Ladies returns to haunt your dreams and poison your days.
Books Rejected Stephen King Short Story Ideas
Stephen King's short story ideas that never made it to print.
Humor Adding “In Bed” To Bob Ross Quotes
If you are expecting anything other than a bunch of Bob Ross quotes with "in bed" added to them, you are wrong.
