Humor
"Birthday Cake Vineyards Cake Batter White Wine (Specialty Grape Wine with Natural and Artificial Flavors Added)"
Humor
"Ernest is pitching increasingly bleak pieces, most of which pertain to alcoholism, dead lions, or writing alone in a shed."
Books
"His eyes are fathomless pools of knowledge reflecting all the pathos of great literature."
Humor
Sarah Miller parodies the horror which is the invoicing process for a freelancer.
Friendship
"Ever since the collapse of civilization, I feel like you haven't made an effort to fit me into your life, Jenn."
Books
It takes a lot of obsessive work and no real personality to turn your home into a desperately sad McMansion of unfulfilled dreams.
Family
Oh, the things Nicole's daughter will complain about.
Cartoons & Comics
I'm done doing things for her, I don’t care how many galas she invites me to.
Humor
Exactly what it says.
Humor
A look back at The Beatles, if The Beatles had been a large number of terrifying and sentient crows.
Fitness
How to describe a woman who lifts weights?
Humor
A musician names things in a technically accurate fashion.
Art
Cartoonist Rosanna Bruno envisions the contents of Emily Dickinson's beach basket.
Humor
Amanda Harris examines a few of the many scientific inconsistencies to be found in 1980s pop music.
Books
It takes a lot of love and hard work to turn your great home into a pad of privilege that is neither formal nor falsely adorned.