Animals Cat-Themed Reality Shows
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Advice Inspirational Quotes from Acclaimed Relationship Expert Niccolò Machiavelli
In which the author mashes up quotes from 'The Prince' and 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus,' because it seemed like the right thing to do.
Humor Hey Ladies: Baby Shower!
Caroline Moss and Michelle Markowitz and their monstrous regiment of ladies are BACK to plan the world's most horrifying baby shower.
Humor Life Is Already Pretty Good But Here Are Some Things That Could Make It Even Better
I like life already, but I have some suggestions.
Books Karl Ove Knausgaard Reviews Everything Else In America
The Toast has been given excerpts from Karl Ove Knausgaard's unpublished reviews of the rest of America.
Food Realistic Recipes for Every Meal
Need a recipe for any occasion? We've got you covered.
Humor The Reasons That Everything Happens For, In Order
Everything happens for a reason.
Humor Dorothy Parker Swipes Left: A Poem
What would Dorothy Parker think of Tinder?
Humor A Question I’ll Never Give A Straight Answer To
A woman humorist, talking about women's humor, humorously.
Beauty David Brooks Writes a Sestina About Finding The Road to Character
In which David Brooks and his agent concoct his latest book, The Road to Character.
Feminism Womyn’s Cottage Contingency Contract
In which two womyn agree as to the terms of their cohabitation.
Humor A Woman Who Travels Back In Time And Doesn’t Have Sex With Anyone
A few excerpts from the life of a time-traveling woman who doesn't have sex with anyone.
Food “California Is Sunny!” by Mark Bittman
The New York Times' Mark Bittman just heard about California.
History Reasons I Would Make An Excellent Feudal Vassal And You Should Consider Me For The Position
Thank you for considering my application to become a feudal vassal.
Humor Hot New Travel Apps
Rachel Friedman scouts the best new travel apps for all your far-flung adventuring needs.
